I am in a vortex of obligation.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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