I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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