do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
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