You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I feel like if he almost got me pregnant once, i can at least say hi in a bar
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
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