only if we run a train.
done.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
