She's JV to your varsity
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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