You really coming over, don't trick.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
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