Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Apparently the cops had to handcuff me in order to get me to come with to the hospital with them. They asked me if I had had any experience with handcuffs before and I replied, "Only in bed." What a life
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
tell me about the fingering
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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