Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
i woke up this morning in my bathroom,naked, with my boxers around my face and puke and shit on the floor and wondering why i didn't have a toenail on my one big toe.
compared to you, a hobo is quite responsible.
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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