he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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