i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
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