you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
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