If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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