I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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