i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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