I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
It’s just a penis. It’s like every other penis except it’s not the one you’re married to. Ride it or don’t ride it, but don’t agonize about it
Your not going to hell because you need some strange and the neighbor noticed you look damn good in a bikini
Randomize
