hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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