My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
