Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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