she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
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