You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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