There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Acid is not a monday night drug
meet me or not, i'm out of control
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
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