Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Randomize