That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
Dicks are not precious.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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