Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
Randomize
