As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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