After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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