Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
My head weighs 7 pounds. i know this because i spent the majority of the night passed out in the bathroom, using the scale as a pillow.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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