I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
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