I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
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