david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
After giving the pizza guy directions you told him to look for the big stupid looking kid outside in purple
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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