You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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