Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
it was like having sex with a tree stump
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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