I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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