I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
this hospital has no fireball
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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