brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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