Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Just found out that the guy I lost my virginity to voted for Gary Johnson. It's almost more upsetting then him ending up being a massive asshole.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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