you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Help. Why am I so naked?
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
Randomize
