Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
What a fucking waste of an outfit
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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