So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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