So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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