just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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