Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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