You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
She asked how many sexual partners I'd had and I was like "Honestly I don't even know". And then she said "well last time you said 8." And my inner monologue busted out laughing and I was like "Oh I'd say like 11 or 12.....plus 20."
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
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