Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
You're so nebulous sometimes
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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