We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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