He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
Pants are for mortals
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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