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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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