So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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