I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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