oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
Randomize
