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I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
you're like the Neil Armstrong of terrible hookups, you are a pioneer
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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