So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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